The other day Sam and I went to the grocery store.
Sam did not want to go, he wanted to stay home with Daddy and Josh.
Me: But Sam, we're lucky. They're home working and we don't have to work.
Sam: But I do work!
Me: Oh yeah? What's your job?
Sam -- without missing a beat: Bothering people.
At least he's honest! And he does a great job at it too!