Scene: In the car.
Sam -- starts to
Me: What's up Sam?
Sam: I want some quiet time!
Sam: My mouth wants loud time and won't let me have any quiet time!
Me: Well you just tell your mouth it's quiet time and not loud time.
Sam: Mouth, it's quiet time! Mommy! My mouth's not listening!!!!
Now what makes this even funnier, is we had this conversation (or similar) THREE times today!
What a nut!