Josh: Kindergartner, just turned 6.
Daniel: 2nd Grader, 8 1/2
Scene: Playground swing set
Daniel: I'm smarter than you.
Josh: Really? I'm pretty smart.
Daniel: I'm in 2nd grade and you're only in Kindergarten.
Josh: Well, I know how much 1 billion is plus 1 billion is, do you?
Daniel: Josh, I'm only in 2nd grade! We don't learn that until 3rd grade, so ask me then okay?
Josh: It's 2 billion. I'm good at math. I even know how much 10 + 9 is! It's 19!Daniel: Really? Cool. But do you know how much 9 + 10 is?
Josh (laughing): Yes, it's 19! And, I know how much 99 + 9 is too!
Daniel: No you don't!
Josh: Yes I do. It's 108.
Daniel: No, it's 109!
Mom's voice from afar: No Daniel, Josh is right, it's 108!
Cut scene: Girl rides by on bicycle
Boys (in unison): Girl Alert, Girl Alert!
Honestly, this was the conversation!